Dad: Awesome.
(I arrange everything on the floor and proceed to doze.)
Me: (suddenly waking up) Actually, I feel like sleeping on my bed now.
Dad: Cool.
Me: Oh look! A huge black spider! Right where my head would have been, had I continued to sleep on the floor!
Dad: Wow.
Me: Is it a black widow, do you think?
Dad: No. It's a wolf spider.
Me: Ah. I am disappoint.
(After the spider is removed)
Me: Sometimes I think I'm psychic.
Dad: Sometimes I think you're psychotic.
Gotta love the fam.
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